Testimonials
This is what people said after trying out my inventions! You should try it out too!

"Juichigo's enthusiasm was infectious, and her unwavering belief in her invention convinced me to give it a shot. So, with trembling hands, I climbed aboard the Rocket-Boat, and I'll tell you this much, it's one heck of a ride!"

This eleven-year-old inventor prodigy recently came up with this crazy contraption she calls the "Rocket-Boat." Yeah, you heard me right - a rocket-powered boat, and she asked me to be the guinea pig, err, I mean, the first person to test it out.

With a sleek, streamlined body and two powerful rocket engines on the back, this thing could go from zero to "hold on to your hat" in seconds flat. Once I got past my initial terror, I couldn't help but feel a rush of exhilaration as we roared across the water. It was like being in a roller coaster.

But here's the thing: I may not be the most confident person, but I am a student doctor, and I take safety seriously. And that's where Juichigo's attention to detail really shone. She had equipped the Rocket-Boat with a state-of-the-art safety harness that made me feel secure despite my anxiety. Plus, she'd built in an emergency stop button (which I may have pressed more than once) that instantly cut power to the rockets if things got too hairy.

The boat handled surprisingly well, and I soon found myself enjoying the twists, turns, and even the occasional mid-air stunt (yes, you read that right) that Juichigo had programmed into the Rocket-Boat. I guess you could say that little guy has an adventurous spirit that even us adults can learn from.

Now, I won't lie; there were moments when my heart was in my throat, and I questioned my life choices, but thanks to Juichigo's calm guidance through the onboard radio, I made it back to dry land in one piece.

In the end, my ride in the Rocket-Boat was a wild adventure I'll never forget. It pushed me way out of my comfort zone, but it also reminded me of the power of innovation and the importance of believing in ourselves, even when confidence is in short supply. Juichigo's invention might be a bit too much for me on a daily basis, but it's a testament to the incredible things that can happen when a young mind brimming with creativity and a dash of audacity sets out to conquer the unknown.

So, if you ever find yourself with the chance to take a spin in a rocket-powered boat, especially one crafted by a young genius like Juichigo, take a deep breath, fasten your seatbelt (or harness, in this case), and prepare for the ride of a lifetime. Just remember, even if you're as unconfident as I am, you might surprise yourself and discover a newfound zest for adventure. Juichigo, my little inventor friend, you've given me an experience I'll carry with me forever.

~Hazuki, boat passenger


"My buddy, Juichigo, you know, Derek's kid, came up with this wacky toaster that's broken in all the right ways. This ain't your ordinary kitchen appliance, folks. It can shoot lasers! I couldn't resist giving it a whirl, and boy, do I have some thoughts to share."

So I'm babysitting Juichigo, who's just a hyperactive kid, is no easy task. So, I figured if I keep her busy inventing stuff, she won't have time to annoy or pester me. You see, that's where this laser-shooting toaster comes into play.

Juichigo's toaster, or whatever you want to call it, is a complete mess on the outside. It looks like it's been through a war or two. The thing's covered in scorch marks, dents, and bits of burnt bread stuck to it. It's not the prettiest sight in the kitchen, that's for sure. But hey, who needs looks when you can shoot lasers?

Juichigo somehow managed to wire this toaster to fire lasers, and let me tell you, it's chaos incarnate. The first time I used it, I aimed it at a stack of old magazines, and bam! They burst into flames! My kitchen turned into a mini laser light show, and I couldn't help but chuckle. This toaster was more of a pyrotechnics display than a kitchen appliance.

I can't deny that this toaster brought some excitement into my life. Whenever I'm bored, I just fire up the laser show and watch stuff burn. It's strangely satisfying in a destructive sort of way. But I've also got to give it to Juichigo; she's onto something here. If you've got a pesky little one like her around, maybe you need a laser-shooting toaster too. It'll keep them occupied, and who knows, they might even invent something cool in the process.

But hey, if you're looking for a babysitter's secret weapon to keep the little ones busy, this contraption was just the ticket. Just remember to keep a fire extinguisher handy, just in case.

~Chizuru, unpaid babysitter and banned from using the toaster


"Now, you might wonder why I'm taking the time to write a review about someone who's just a regular customer."

Juichigo is not one to invent gadgets or contraptions for me. No, her visits are as straightforward as can be. She comes in, makes a beeline for the chocolate aisle, and picks out her favorite bars. It's a simple routine. Our friendship doesn't require grand gestures or elaborate inventions; it thrives on simplicity and a mutual understanding of each other's quietude.

She doesn't ask too many questions, and neither do I. We share comfortable silences, a nod of acknowledgment, and sometimes a smile when she finds her favorite chocolate bars in stock

So, if you happen to be in the same boat as Juichigo – a lover of chocolate and me a quiet soul who doesn't need a lot of words to connect – I want you to see these uncomplicated friendships. They may not make headlines or change the world, but they have a way of adding a touch of sweetness to the ordinary.

We may not talk much, and Juichigo may not have invented anything specifically for me, but that doesn't diminish the value of our friendship. It's a uncomplicated friendship built on the small, quiet moments we share, the chocolate bars she buys, and the waves we exchange. In a world that often values the loud and flashy, I've come to appreciate the beauty of the calm and unspoken.

~Kimura, why am I writing a review for this kid anyways just go buy something